What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

womens rights

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Jokes are funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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The Charlotte bobcats.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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