- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

To mamas so fat shes fat

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Knock, knock. Come in!

potato farming

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

I have read the Terms of Service.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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