Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Sex. That is all.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Rock mattress.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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8===========D O:

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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YOU IS DUM

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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"Hello." "Hi."

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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