- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anne Frank.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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