Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Hey, Max!!

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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