you will die someday

Knock, knock. Come in!

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Canida

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Religion

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

Get in the van

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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