- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

cms.......?????

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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