What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

8=D

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Obama-Care

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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