What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Jokes are funny.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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