Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Yeah, totally.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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a black guy leaves prison

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Nickelback.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Your mom

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