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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Akshaytiger World

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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How do magnets work?

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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It says so on your cap.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Women Voting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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