What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

why did Max cry??? chicken

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Johnson stops eating

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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