- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

roses are red, violets are violet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

women playing football?

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