Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Obama-Care

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Hey

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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obama is a good president

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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