Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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