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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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toast points

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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