Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Rob Bell

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Rebecca Black.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Adam Sandler.

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Women's sports.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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