A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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My mom.

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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Your Mom

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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want to go home? yea

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Woman's Rights.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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ballsack

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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