What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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An asian walks out of math class

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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