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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

A guy is playing cod

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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