- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

AVI IS A FAG

Frown is a four letter word.

Josh kissing a girl

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Star Wars

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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