If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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My mom.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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My Girlfriend

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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