- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Women's rights.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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