Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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The glass is half an hour.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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brett is a dick

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Anti Joke

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