How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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balls in ya mouf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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shut up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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