- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

whats round and like a ball a ball

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

Women

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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