What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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the guy below me is gay

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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the your face joke

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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