A horse walks into a glue factory..

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Jake Bowar

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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