Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

A bar walks into your mother.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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