why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Hi colton

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Penis

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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