Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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