Sex. That is all.

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who eats pencils asians

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Rock mattress.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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you will die someday

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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What flys? A fly

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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