What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Your mum is dead

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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