sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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George Bush.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Women's rights

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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no u

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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