- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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