What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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World Peace

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Romney 2012

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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Penis

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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