Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Brittney Spears

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

potato farming

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What is brown and sticky?

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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