Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

666 im christian

Chuck Norris died.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

im black

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Your mother

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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