This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

you just lost the game!

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Penis

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

The WNBA

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Justin Bieber

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

BUTTERFARTING

Boobs are nasty!

Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

GAY PEOPLE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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