did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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