- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

baby seal walks into a bar

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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