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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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My mom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Hi colton

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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