roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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69

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Time flies like a banana.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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