What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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i have 2 penises

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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