World Peace

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Sea World Japan.

Romney 2012

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

KEVIN HART

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

Avery has crabs.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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