A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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penisface

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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NEVER

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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