what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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