whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Women's rights.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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