What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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A guy is playing cod

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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A van drives into a car.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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