What lives underground? Grandpa

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Real jokes.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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9:11 make a wish

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Tim's gay.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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