"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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dog

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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Don't rape me!

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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