- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

Which one is hardest?

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

What's your name? You tell me.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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