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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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