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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

That's what he said.

Sea World Japan.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Black people are clen.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

whats gay ? you

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

do you know what's so funny? yup

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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