Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Anal cheese curds.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Your mom goes to college

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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69

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Anti Joke

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