How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Can I touch it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Someone told me about this website.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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