- Anti Joke

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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WNBA

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Brittney Spears

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.