Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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your momma's an antijoke

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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AVI IS A FAG

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Obama.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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gay marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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