- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Obama.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

What is 6 plus 9? 15

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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