What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Tim's gay.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

FOLLOW ME @airvvv

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

look at there!! an entire dog!!

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

penis that is all

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Herman Cain

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

thumb_up thumb_down +17

whats pale and white your ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops