How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Avery has crabs.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Steering Wheel Face.

jewish people like other jewish people.

your mother is so lesbian

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

666 im christian

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Women's rights.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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