What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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okay.....

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Canada

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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your face.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Nicholas Cage

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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