What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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what time is it rape time

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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