Nathan Gooderson.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Women's Rights

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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two fish are in a tank.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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your momma's an antijoke

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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