balls in ya mouf

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

knock knock whos there .. derp

Windows Vista

Avery has crabs.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

Dozer has a soul

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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