What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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a banana

Obama.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

womans rights

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Indeed.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Osama Bin Laden dies.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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