Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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i like potatoes

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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aaaa

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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okay.....

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knock knock come in

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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A seal walks into a club.

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My butt!!!!

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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your face.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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